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Hey guys can we look over this sche New U of A study confirms that engineering is hard
A new study conducted by the faculty of engineering scientifically confirms that engineering is the hardest discipline at the university,…
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Getaway staff as fuwwies uwu
The following article was retracted by The Gateway on September 9, 2020. To read the statement accompanying and explaining the…
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Brew Crew: I forGOT ABOUT MY TEA AGAIN
Black Tea, Aged Two Hours on the Counter Price: Probably like 50 cents? Browsing Facebook, I come across an ad…
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CJSR launches successful heist to rescue their logo from DIE Board
The stars aligned as CJSR agents snuck into the depths of the DIE Board offices and rescued their stolen logo.…
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Patches is no longer my wife :(
Oh god. Oh fuck. It’s finally happened. My beautiful wife, Patches, who I saw my future and afterlife with, is…
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Marble Pedestal: BearTracks finally works — wait… never mind…
The day we have been waiting for is finally here: BearTracks has been fixed! When students went to sign up…
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Students’ Council follows bylaw, students shocked
Getaway: Reef Leafson, president of the Students’ Union, said this is an important day in the history of Students’ Council.…
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U of A prez lookin kinda thicc 😳😳😳
HOLY MOLY damn idk if y’all noticed but uhhhhhhhhhhh The u of a prez lookin kinda thicc tho 👀👀👀 what…
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U of A president confirmed for Smash Ultimate
Hi Nintendo fans. Reggie here. I’m excited to announce a newcomer to the smash scene. Yes, we’ve heard your call,…
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