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Supplied UCP candidate found NOT to be a white nationalist
For the first time this election season, a United Conservative Party candidate was found not to have spewed racist drivel…
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Watch out!
Uh oh. Watch out! He’s coming! He’s getting closer now, soon he will be here. Run faster! He’s almost here!…
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Secret organization that controls the world just copying the Twilight Zone
The world was shocked last Tuesday to learn that not only do secret government organizations exist, but they’ve run out…
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Twitch-streamed lectures hailed as future of blended learning
Log on and donate, the future of learning is here Earlier this week University of Alberta Provost James Fasth took…
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U of A paleontologist discovers the last time the Oilers were good
The international paleontology community was shaken last week when researchers from the University of Alberta made a landmark discovery. While…
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City replaces LRT escalators with fireman poles
Soon, people can say goodbye to escalators in transit stations closed for maintenance. As a cost-cutting measure, the City of…
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HUB Community Association declares martial law
In response to the growing number of trespassers in the area, the HUB Community Association (HCA) is declaring a state…
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SU extremely receptive to new multimedia project space being used to film porn
The SU has “an insane level of interest” in the proposal of pornography being added to to the list of…
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New U of A study confirms that engineering is hard
A new study conducted by the faculty of engineering scientifically confirms that engineering is the hardest discipline at the university,…
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Getaway staff as fuwwies uwu
The following article was retracted by The Gateway on September 9, 2020. To read the statement accompanying and explaining the…
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