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Haikus from The Gateway: Waking Up Early
Beep beep beep… oh… God… Dreams flee to mind’s cavities Rise… to yeet… no more
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Top 5: Favourite parts of Wesley Willis’s “Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonalds”
Wesley Willis’s epic 20th-century ballad Rock ‘n‘ Roll McDonalds is a piece of cultural heritage. It shaped the very youth…
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Confessional: GUBA is just my sugar daddy and I don’t actually love him
This is hard for me to admit, and even harder for me to write. Although it is clear his feelings…
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Konz changes its name to Krust
After a semester of bad press, the “pizza place” formerly known as Konz has changed its name to Krust. This…
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Your grades DO determine your worth as a person
Look, I don’t care what your mom told you when she tucked you into bed last night. It’s a dog…
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BREAKING: SpaceX has just launched me into orbit
The day I have been praying for has arrived. SpaceX put me on a rocket and just launched me into…
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Haikus from The Gateway: New WordPress
We love our website very much, but we don't love when it does us dirty.
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Haikus from The Gateway: Cleaning My Room
Marie Kondo would give up if she stepped inside my house.
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Haikus from The Gateway: NASH81
Last weekend, we learned, lived, and got lit with our colleagues in student journalism from across the country. Here are…
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