Kason Jenney ate my homework
Justice for my socks
So like, you know how Kason Jenney ran away with Bill 69 and ate it?
He ran to my house. And ate my homework. My teacher failed me because he wouldn’t believe that “such an upstanding young man would do something like that.”
Animal control showed up FIVE hours later. By that point he had eaten all my socks too.
Please. I need some new socks. Can everyone please help me send letters to Santa so he can give me some socks this year?