100 indie band names we made up

You might think that when an indie band chooses a name, it’s the pinnacle of their creative process. The central idea of their ukulele-filled musical soul. The everlasting representation of who they are as human beings. The truth is that the mustachioed drummer, Jeff, probably blurted out some stupid shit mid bong rip and it became the band’s name. That’s why you’ll always look like a dumbass when you inevitably ask, “Where does your band name come from?!” at a live show.

Anyways, we did a minimal amount of thinking to bring you 100 hypothetical indie band names.

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1. Nurse
2. Dumb Glitter Pots
3. Name of Sport
4. The Succulents
5. A. daire
6. Candles
7. Suck You Lent
8. The Gateway
9. Grievances
10. Coatracks
11. Law Degree
12. Backpack
13. Coffee Stain
14. New Shoes
15. Old Shoes
16. Windows
17. Sixteen
18. Calgary Clinic
19. Edmonton Holyrude Area
20. Washingtonne
21. Something, something and the Somethings
22. Scott Bishop and the Bowl Packers
23. Dyson Fan
24. The James Dyson Fan Club
25. The Ellesmere Island Industrial Resistance
26. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
27. Jason and the Cool Boys
28. Taylor and the Daffodils
29. Flower Related
30. Edmonton Day Trip to Calgary
31. Whitemud Drive
32. McKernan Belgravia
33. Terwillegar Rec Centre
34. Belvedere
35. Stabbed in Belvedere
36. The Stickers
37. Deli Shoppe
38. Button Ups
39. Hard Drive
40. Bathroom Break
41. Gender
42. The Bin
43. Style Book
44. Glasses
45. Bad Catz
46. Garter Snake
47. Road Kill Souls
48. The Chopped Leaves
49. Julienne Carrots
50. Aramark
51. Lister Meal Plan
52. Hemp Fest
53. Lobster
54. Mystery Merch Capsules
55. Brie
56. Pistachio Cannoli
57. Italian Centre
58. Water Bottle
59. CJSR
60. Josh & The Broken Windows
61. Wound Management
62. Whyte Privilege
63. Survival Stories
64. White House Press Secretary
65. Szechuan Boys
66. Calendar
67. Mitch
68. Headset
69. Speakers
70. Aloe Alin
71. Plant Matter
72. It’s its is
73. Scenic Route to Leduc Dairy Queen
74. Crème
75. Made in the Vatican
76. The Pope’s Nose
77. Wrapping Paper
78. Tape
79. Eat Cheddar
80. Got Milk
81. The Geriatric Pornographers
82. Dirt Dug by Doug
83. Council
84. Holes Filled by Phil
85. Giving Away Tuesday
86. Brother Father
87. Alex Cook
88. Po(o)ts
89. Power Cord
90. Charging
91. Ha ha & ha
92. Laughing
93. Never
94. Always
95. Shorts
96. Sleeves
97. Day
98. Socks
99. Shoelaces
100. Elbow Girls