Yiff Bezos revealed to be world’s wealthiest furry

At last week’s Amazonink Rainfurrest closing ceremony, the mysterious benefactor who organized the event revealed himself to be none other than Yiff Bezos! Convention attendants were shocked when the anthropomorphic blue dog costume’s head was removed to reveal the bald benefactor in all of his sweaty glory.

With his gigantic blue dog head under his arm, Yiff Bezos delivered a riveting speech.

“For too long, we furries have been shamed, especially me, Yiff Bezos,” he said. “Everybody hates me and my company because I am a furry and for no other reason. I wish we could all come together and accept one another, regardless of one’s beliefs or incredible wealth”.

This shocking reveal was coupled with a significant drop on fursuits across his digital marketplace. Using very nice and friendly business practices, Amazoinks now offers neon pink dragon and chartreuse kangaroo fursuits at a fraction of the cost of local retailers.

Many feel uncomfortable with this shift towards Amazoinks.com, as well as towards Yiff Bezos in general.

“I just feel like I would be letting Tony, my local fursuit tailor, down,” said Big Lizard, an Amazon Rainfurrest attendee.  “Sure, it would cost me a grand more to buy from Tony than from Amazoinks, but I feel like I would be putting local weirdos out of business.”