Burlap Sack: Phallic foods

I will not eat phallic foods in public.

• Hotdogs: nope
• Corn dogs: nope
• Popsicles: nope
• Ice cream cone: nope
• Lollipop: nope
• Deep fried anything on a stick at a festival: nope
• Eggplant: nope
• Cucumber: nope
• Banana: nope