Getaway
Top 5: Numbers less than or equal to five
5. 1
Whenever someone says “pick a number between 1 and whatever,” anyone who picks 1 is a fucking asshole.
4. 2
Almost 420. This is the best thing a 2 ever did and it needed help from bitch ass number 1.
3. 1
A 3.1 is like a pretty average GPA. So here’s a pretty average ranking.
2. 4
Not the best, but pretty inoffensive for its even number vanillaness.
1. 3
It starts every “3-2-1” countdown. Turned sideways it looks like an ass. Clear number one choice.