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Federal Bureau Of Investigation FBI. Washington, D.C.
Executive Director,
Federal Bureau Of Investigation FBI. Washington, D.C.
601,4th Street, Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA.
Dear Beneficiary
We want to notify you that the FBI Washington DC in conjunction with other relevant agencies here in the United STATES of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you have an over-due payment in tone of ten million, three hundred thousand US dollars (USD10.3Million) in Federal reserve bank. This was as a result of cash disbursed by the United Nations as a form of an inheritance funds which only few lucky people would benefit from this exercise. We have done a random email selection and you happen to be among the lucky individuals to benefit from the exercise this year. You are advice to contact Federal Reserve bank immediately so they would begin with the transfer processes.
You are to contact Mr. Daniel Tarullo who happens to be a member of the federal reserve board via the email address below.
E-mail: [email protected]
website: www.federalreserve.gov
Contact the bank today and furnish them with these information below:
FULL NAME:
CURRENT ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
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PAYMENT CONTRACT #: AV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/LOTT
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY.
THE RECONSTITUTED MANAGEMENT OF FOREIGN
DEBTS AND INCOMES UNDER THE CHAIRMANSHIP OF
CHIEF/DR.ELDER AKUMILLI. DAVIDS.
FEDERAL SECRETARIAT, ABUJA/LAGOS NIGERIA.
ATTN:-BENEFICIARY / CONTRACTOR ,
RE- IRREVOCABLE PAYMENT APPROVAL VIA WIRE TRANSFER.
Consequent to the Government resolution to affect an immediate remittance of all long over due foreign payment in course of our Verifications of claims by foreign beneficiaries, It was discovered that your fund is lying unclaimed. You have satisfied all the Conditionalities set by the government of Nigeria, the United Nations, the IMF, World Bank and Paris club for immediate approval of your fund in your Favour and the approvals document has been done in your name. But, in the course of our Verifications, two men who claimed to be your local agents/attorney respective came to our screening Centre with a German Man Named Mr.H.M.Amor Claiming that you willed your fund to him after committing suicide as a result of sudden bankruptcy in the hands of fraudsters. Please confirm the Account Below if it is the willed Receiving Bank Account Details and should be used by this honorable committee in remitting your fund.
BANK DETAILS FOR THE TRANSFER
THE NORDEA BANK NORGE
SOLLIPLASS-OSLO NORWAY
ACCOUNTNUMBER:6002.04.43971US Account
ACCOUNT HOLDER: H.M.AMOR
SWIFT CODE: NDEANOKK
However, this committee suspected some mischief in the course of the submission of the banking information and suspended the approval following the discovery of some irregularities in the submission and the failure of these men to forward to us necessary clearance bonds. You are therefore advised to contact this office for an immediate clarification on this issue giving us a go-ahead order to have your fund transferred to the above account. Should you object to our remittance of your fund through this account, you are equally advised to reconfirm your desired bank and account details, stating accurately the name of the beneficiary, your fund deposit/contract amount. You are also requested to forward to us your contact address, direct telephone and fax numbers for swift
communication.
Note: Endeavor to call me upon receipt of this fax message for verbal directives
We anticipate your urgent response.
Yours faithfully,
Chief/Dr.elder Akumilli Davids.
E-Mail:. [email protected]
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