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Rachel Wang Stop telling people about your keto diet
This summer, I was working as a hotdog salesperson when a woman came up to me with a request. “Can…
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Point/Counterpoint: Slang versus formal language
Slang My past self would’ve had his wig in orbit if he found that not only am I using, but…
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Point/Counterpoint: Annie’s vs. Kraft Dinner
Sure, it’s nice when KD goes on sale, but that’s probably the only advantage it has over Annie’s Noodles. If…
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Top 5: Reality shows I wish didn’t exist
From the time we are children, reality shows swirl around us like snowflakes: fragile, abundant, and always fleeting. Reality TV…
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Burlap Sack: Parties without animals
This title may confuse some of you. Don’t all parties have animals? Party animals? Haha, good one, Kyle. That’s not…
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The “victory of equality” in the Fortune 500 is a joke
Last week, the company Rite Aid made a monumental and controversial decision: they hired a female CEO. This move puts…
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Top 5: Ted Cruz lookalikes
Only a few politicians have been controversial enough, enigmatic enough, or outrageous enough to become a meme. Ted Cruz, a…
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Open letter to the buyer of “The Watcher” house
Dear buyer, First of all, my primary question: why? Why would you choose to subject yourself to the same torment…
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Marble Pedestal: Hardbite Wild Onion & Yogurt Chips
Okay, I know what you’re thinking: Wild onion and yogurt? Is she insane? I am not insane (I don’t think).…
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Marble Pedestal: Hot pot
On a scorching summer day when your little office fan only serves to circulate the wrath of Hades, what is…
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