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Joshua Storie Lives of Completely Average Students: Nick Murphy — Grande Prairie
Going to Beercade every weekend isn’t just a hobby for third-year student Nick Murphy, it’s a lifestyle. Originally from Grande…
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Elections throwback: APIRG “Maybe” takes a stand at Horowitz forum
This year, students will vote on the APIRG Plebiscite, to determine whether or not APIRG will continue to be funded…
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Burlap Sack: I hate myself
No one hates me as much as I hate myself. You don’t even need to meet me to know that…
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Why we need more broken escalators
Escalators are SO fucked up. Moving stairs? What the hell, get off that spooky crazy carnival ride, you fucking idiot.…
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What a Time to be Alive: Paying for athletic fees you can’t opt out of in your tuition at the U of A
Every term, full-time students dish out $108.58 in fees for the PAW Centre and athletic services as part of their…
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Burlap Sack: Phallic foods
I will not eat phallic foods in public. Hotdogs: nope Corn dogs: nope Popsicles: nope Ice cream cone: nope Lollipop:…
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A poem made from comments found on https://thegatewayonline.ca
Normal people are the substructure of society on which tedious prats like nuts ache in pain; The author should have…
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Top 5: Dumpsters to eat from in Edmonton
In this economy, chances are if you’re a university student, sometimes the typical diet of Dominoes is out of reach…
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Soundcloud rapper arrested for legit reasons, internet cult protests anyways
Local rapper xxx420blazeitacion just got released on bail for some reason. After growing popular on streaming platforms including Soundcloud, Crave…
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Florida Georgia Line come to town, 15 employees call in sick to Cabela’s
This actually happened… This shitty ass band came to Rogers Place and a bunch my coworkers decided to not show…
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