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Joshua Storie Burlap Sack: I hate myself
No one hates me as much as I hate myself. You don’t even need to meet me to know that…
Read More » - GetawayAlex Cook
Why we need more broken escalators
Escalators are SO fucked up. Moving stairs? What the hell, get off that spooky crazy carnival ride, you fucking idiot.…
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What a Time to be Alive: Paying for athletic fees you can’t opt out of in your tuition at the U of A
Every term, full-time students dish out $108.58 in fees for the PAW Centre and athletic services as part of their…
Read More » - GetawayAshton Mucha
Burlap Sack: Phallic foods
I will not eat phallic foods in public. Hotdogs: nope Corn dogs: nope Popsicles: nope Ice cream cone: nope Lollipop:…
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A poem made from comments found on https://thegatewayonline.ca
Normal people are the substructure of society on which tedious prats like nuts ache in pain; The author should have…
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Top 5: Dumpsters to eat from in Edmonton
In this economy, chances are if you’re a university student, sometimes the typical diet of Dominoes is out of reach…
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Soundcloud rapper arrested for legit reasons, internet cult protests anyways
Local rapper xxx420blazeitacion just got released on bail for some reason. After growing popular on streaming platforms including Soundcloud, Crave…
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Florida Georgia Line come to town, 15 employees call in sick to Cabela’s
This actually happened… This shitty ass band came to Rogers Place and a bunch my coworkers decided to not show…
Read More » - GetawayChristina Varvis
Top 5: Occasions for yoga pants
Activewear is a staple in the modern wardrobe, and the pinnacle of activewear is the humble yoga pant. They are…
Read More » - GetawaySam Podgurny
New student fees are now paying for Rogers Place
As of Fall Term 2017, domestic and international students will now be paying mandatory student fees that will directly fund…
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