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Soundcloud rapper arrested for legit reasons, internet cult protests anyways
Local rapper xxx420blazeitacion just got released on bail for some reason. After growing popular on streaming platforms including Soundcloud, Crave…
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Florida Georgia Line come to town, 15 employees call in sick to Cabela’s
This actually happened… This shitty ass band came to Rogers Place and a bunch my coworkers decided to not show…
Read More » - GetawayChristina Varvis
Top 5: Occasions for yoga pants
Activewear is a staple in the modern wardrobe, and the pinnacle of activewear is the humble yoga pant. They are…
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New student fees are now paying for Rogers Place
As of Fall Term 2017, domestic and international students will now be paying mandatory student fees that will directly fund…
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Top 5: Cults
“To cult? Or not to cult, that is the question” – Charles Manson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQdpdk6epgU If you’re an average Joe, the…
Read More » - GetawayAlex Cheung
The Dudent Striver: gRosh’s Toyota Echo
When you’re the Editor-In-Chief of The Getaway, only the best will do for your whip. In this episode of The…
Read More » - GetawaySam Podgurny
Student runs out of excuses to not give LRT panhandler change after seeing them 5 days in a row
LRT-riding students have recently come out as pieces of shit to The Getaway, after admitting they have literally no reasons…
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Medical students preparing to use K-Days as testing grounds for toxic waste upon human body
Medical students are joining forces to observe the largest mass of people in Edmonton that occurs every summer: K-Days, formerly…
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Don’t you want devoted followers? Who leave their families for you Give their money to you Give their bodies to you Give up their lives for you Consider you God, and will kill for you Don’t you want to become a cult leader? Since the death of God there has been a vacancy open You can fill that void, here is how
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