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Exploring Edmonton: Dent/Pharm Construction Site
Editor’s Note (12/18/2019, 4:15 p.m.): This article is intended to be a satirical version of The Gateway’s ongoing column “Exploring…
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I’m a proud gamerphobe and you should be too
If you’re anything like me, you enjoy a little peace and quiet. A little bit of normalcy. You like to…
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Taste Buds: Campus Coffee
In this segment of Taste Buds, our staff tests out various coffees from all over campus!
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Marble Pedestal: Me
Some people say there are a lot of great people in this world. This is not true. If we’re talking…
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Eating Edmonton: My place, 4 p.m. ;)
Edmonton has a lot of celebrated restaurants. From downtown to Whyte Ave, there are lots of cool places for an…
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Top 5: Reasons to get a sugar daddy
Are you a broke young adult who’s willing to do anything for some cash? You’re in luck: I have the…
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City councillor demands LRT lines be replaced by bumper cars
“A bumper car probably costs like, what, fifty bucks or so to make?” So said Jimothy Catsmell, the city councillor…
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Premier revealed to be three oil and gas CEOs in a trench coat
Chaos erupted in the Legislature this morning as Premier Kason Jenney tripped on the way to his seat. Out of…
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Point/Counterpoint: My dad versus your dad
Point: My dad can beat up your dad My dad is so strong. He is really really strong. So strong…
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