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October 2019 horoscopes

Aries: Stop being afraid that all your friends secretly find you annoying. It’s probably only the majority of them. Isn’t that comforting?

Taurus: Being afraid of new things is boring. You can’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it!

Gemini: Fearing deadlines but still procrastinating does not make sense. Get your shit together.

Cancer: The only thing you fear is not meeting your daily tear quota. Please stop crying, it is exhausting.

Leo: Your relentlessly gripping fear of not being the constant center of attention? That’s what we call being a Leo.

Virgo: The fear of oversharing is a healthy fear!

Libra: You are a bad bitch! Literally nothing could have you in distress.

Scorpio: You, like everybody else, fears the day Blue Ivy’s talent surpasses Beyoncé’s.

Sagittarius: Fear can sometimes be a good indication that something isn’t the best choice for you. Honour your gut feeling, but don’t let it rule you.

Capricorn: Yes, the phobia of Week of Welcome volunteers is real. Yes, we all feel the same way.

Aquarius: Get over yourself! Go to the karaoke bar and sing your terrible rendition of “My Heart Will Go On.” You are going to kill it!

Pisces: Your incessant need to always be in control is why nobody wants to work with you on group projects. Learn to relax and ride the wave more often.

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