The Getaway 2017
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Alex Patterson Campus bar RATT actually short for Ratthew
In a groundbreaking revelation RATT, the beloved campus bar, has been mis-named for its entire existence. The bar’s true name…
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Premier launches ABGovWeek
At a press conference from the Alberta Legislature, Leader of the New Danger Party (NDP), Premier Satchel Tetley announced a…
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University to be hit by ice age in 2019
Based off data from the last three years, a climatologist at the University of Alberta predicts that campus will enter…
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U of A introduces microtransactions to courses
It’s your third year on campus, second year in Education. You’re sitting in a first-year Physics super-section early on a…
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Fish sabotages air filtering system in SUB, killing 135 students
A power failure caused by faulty wiring led to the death of over a hundred students in the Students’ Union…
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ESS hoping to increase fee to $3,000 per semester
In a bid to stay competitive, the Engineering Students’ Syndicate has requested that Students’ Council let them present a referendum…
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With two students in attendance, GovWeek is a “smashing success”
A recent report from the Students’ Union proves that student governance is relevant to all. Written by Students’ Union vice-president…
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천만에요
새해 전날 {스키 롯지는 주민들이 축제를 즐기기 때문에 흥분으로 살아납니다. 가브리엘라는 미스 몬테 (Montez) 여사가 접근 할 때 소파에서 평화롭게…
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SU proposes creating student fee to support Facebook Live office hours
The current vice-president (office hours) Deer Parsons plans to install a new dedicated funding unit (DFU) to finance his Facebook…
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U of A buys Overheard to complement the Quad and Folio
In an unprecedented move, the University of Alberta social media team has bought out the rights to be administrators of…
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