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Sam Podgurny Student runs out of excuses to not give LRT panhandler change after seeing them 5 days in a row
LRT-riding students have recently come out as pieces of shit to The Getaway, after admitting they have literally no reasons…
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Medical students preparing to use K-Days as testing grounds for toxic waste upon human body
Medical students are joining forces to observe the largest mass of people in Edmonton that occurs every summer: K-Days, formerly…
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Uncovering the hidden effects of 420 jokes
It’s long been speculated by overly worried parents that the effects of smoking marijuana may also impact children who make…
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My Little Pony is now a hate symbol
Parents everywhere are burning their kids’ My Little Pony dolls and DVDs after legendary unknown Twitter user @fakenewshere made headlines…
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New study shows that nobody gives a shit
A scientific breakthrough reveals that contrary to the belief perpetuated for centuries, literally nobody gives a shit. Literally nobody. They…
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Top 5: Numbers less than or equal to five
5. 1 Whenever someone says “pick a number between 1 and whatever,” anyone who picks 1 is a fucking asshole.…
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I went to New Brunswick and found St. Mooka
> Is it “ding said?” or “said ding?” > 🙂 > lololol > Hmm, when would you be available? >…
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