SuppliedInstantRapAirHorn
Free
iPhone, Android
Have you ever laid a sick burn on someone, but wished you could’ve emphasized it a little more? Worry not friends, because your day of salvation is at hand, and it’s name is InstantRapAirHorn. As the name implies, the app is essentially a virtual airhorn, that when pressed, fills whatever room you’re occupying with the most obnoxious and also best sound on the planet – an air horn straight from every DJ Khaled song. The settings are limited, but you can change the horn pitch, and the actual sound the horn makes – among those available are a rooster crow, whip crack, record scratch, and a cat’s meow.
You can also change the colour of your horn, the pitch of the horn, and you can also insert an extremely obnoxious strobe light that should be used extremely sparingly. In fact, the entire app is one that should be used extremely sparingly, the novelty being no more real or appropriate than an actual hand held air horn. Good for use at a party with all your friends, not so good for use in a public place. With great power comes great responsibility, meaning that you shouldn’t run around in public blasting your cheap virtual air horn in people’s faces.
Dat App is a semi-regular feature where our technologically-savvy writers find weird apps that they feel you should know about. This week Zach decided to find the most irritating app that ever existed. If he uses it at all today, chances are very good that his coworkers will throw him out of the 3rd floor SUB window and he will fall and land on the stupid airhorn noise when he hits the ground because that would be a sweet, sweet revenge.
