Ab SchWith the Liberals claiming a majority government win in the Canadian federal election, there has been a great shift in conversation towards our new Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. But it’s not his policies and promises everyone is concerned with — it’s his sex appeal.
Presently, Trudeau is our Prime Minister Elect, but he will not be sworn in until after he names his cabinet on Nov. 4. Until then, we won’t see any enactment on legislative issues, which causes me to question why we’re even thinking about his policies. Instead, let’s talk about sex baby and Canada’s new image. Social media has drawn attention to this hot topic by asking a vital question: Is Trudeau more like McDreamy or Disney’s Prince Charming? I’ll let you decide.
Let’s face it, it’s not his ideas about healthcare that have me all hot and bothered — it’s his striptease video and shirtless pictures breaking the internet that have me wanting him — as our Prime Minister, of course.
It’s empowering to know that this man — the epitome of masculinity — will be representing Canada on a world stage. I don’t care how he speaks about foreign affairs, that bone structure and sultry smile says it all. Looking good Canada.
It’s his presence, not policies that puts Canada on the map. Women all over the world are tweeting variations of “Oh my god, I’m moving to Canada #JustinTrudeau” with a sexy shirtless picture of our new leader. Me-ow. Some people even pretend to understand Liberal values: “Justin Trudeau is hot as fuck like YES BOY HELP STUDENTS SAVE MONEY STRENGTHEN THE MIDDLE CLASS KISS ME ON THE LIPS.” And there’s that one Twitter bird who shared what we’re all thinking: “I’d like to prime his minister & house his commons YOU KNOWWHATIMSAYIN.” Yes @JohnLoosWins, oh yes I do.
Mashable’s article, “Canada’s hot new prime minister has the Internet sweating maple syrup,” pulls at my heartstrings. The amount of global attention Trudeau is getting makes me proud to be Canadian. His physicality is making headlines faster than Al Gore can say environmental activism: “Is this global warming or did Canada just have a heat wave?”
Canada wanted change; out with the old and in with the new. This pretty boy might not be ready for office, but he’s better to look at than Harper. And although there might not be a whole lot going on above the neck, it’s nothing a pretty face can’t cover up. In fact, I think this change is fantastically beneficial for Canadian citizens, especially those who are drastically uninterested in politics, like myself. I think other young females would agree that his abs, I mean ideas, have sparked interest on a national and international scale. Let’s see if his performance in office will be as remarkable as the fantasies of his performance elsewhere. Canada’s own JT is bringing sexy back, and you better believe that I’ll have my eye on him throughout the next few years.
If he was a woman, you would all be so offended.