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The Gateway Haikus from The Gateway: Council
This Students’ Council Meeting is going till nine O’clock, please send help
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Haikus from The Gateway: Toilet paper
The toilet paper On campus makes my butt hurt Can we not do better?
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Haikus from The Gateway: Running
I only have five Minutes to run from SUB to Tory so I gotta run
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Haikus from The Gateway: Slack
That is the sound of A Slack notification It makes me feel pain
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Haikus from The Gateway: SUB elevators
Today I would say Fuck the SUB elevators They can suck my dick
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Haikus from The Gateway: Revival
Can we revive the Gateway haikus of days past Just to meet post count
Read More » - Christina Varvis
Playlist: Get Lit This Holiday Szn with the 2018-19 Gateway Staff
This holiday season, we at The Gateway got together in the name of fun and also the festive spirit and…
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“Chef Hung made me lose No Nut November”: The Gateway reviews Chef Hung Taiwanese Beef Noodle Edmonton
The Gateway staff went out to the recently-opened Chef Hung Taiwanese Beef Noodle restaurant on Whyte Avenue one bitterly cold…
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The Gateway reacts to: This morning’s shitty winter driving conditions
All names have been changed to protect… nobody. We just think it’s fun. 2irl4meirl [10:53 AM] I’ve been in traffic…
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Weather Review: Edmonton, November 2, 2018
The weather is shit. It is SHIT. What the fuck is this? I wake up to find that it’s snowed,…
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