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Supplied - Alberto G Your grades DO determine your worth as a person
Look, I don’t care what your mom told you when she tucked you into bed last night. It’s a dog…
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BREAKING: SpaceX has just launched me into orbit
The day I have been praying for has arrived. SpaceX put me on a rocket and just launched me into…
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Haikus from The Gateway: New WordPress
We love our website very much, but we don't love when it does us dirty.
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Haikus from The Gateway: Cleaning My Room
Marie Kondo would give up if she stepped inside my house.
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Haikus from The Gateway: NASH81
Last weekend, we learned, lived, and got lit with our colleagues in student journalism from across the country. Here are…
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Haikus from The Gateway: My Google Home Mini
We love making corporations money, as long as CBC Radio plays when we say "wake me up." Win/win.
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Haikus from The Gateway: Grades
Students on Reddit Are worried about their grades I pray for them all
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Haikus from The Gateway: HUB Mall
Students walking in HUB mall need to start walking On the proper side
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Haikus from The Gateway: Postmedia
Paul Godfrey is out As Postmedia’s CEO Good fucking riddance
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Haikus from The Gateway: Staying Up Late
Why am I awake? Because the grind never stops Oh, to get that bread!
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