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An inside meme about online publishing, student journalism, Wordpress, and the cyclicality of our internal posting regime. Welcome to the…
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University of Alberta performs Thanos snap on deferred maintenance, demolishes half of campus
Citing out-of-control maintenance costs and crumbling infrastructure, University of Alberta President Thanos announced half of all buildings on campus would…
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Government announces university presidents to be frozen for one final year, will be defrosted at rate of CPI
At an announcement on Thursday, Minister of Advanced Education Marlin Fish announced that all university presidents will remain frozen to…
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U of A observatory spots cosmic horror (and it’s heading this way)
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s an inescapable, colossal cosmic horror heading towards Earth. A student…
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Patches is now my wife
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but Patches, everyone’s favourite, cuddly panda mascot, is now my wife, from death…
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Top 5: Nuts I’ve busted on campus
Do you ever get the urge to bust a nut on campus? I know I do. There’s some good and…
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Top 5: Uses for a Pizza Cone
You may have heard of this not-quite-hipster, not-quite-plebeian, but not-pretty-enough-for-Pinterest hybrid food. Here are the top five uses a pizza…
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Editorial: Sometimes, it really do be like that
Sigh. It really do be like that sometimes. Occasionally, this circumstance truly does occurs in such a manner. At infrequent…
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