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Richard Bagan City replaces LRT escalators with fireman poles
Soon, people can say goodbye to escalators in transit stations closed for maintenance. As a cost-cutting measure, the City of…
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HUB Community Association declares martial law
In response to the growing number of trespassers in the area, the HUB Community Association (HCA) is declaring a state…
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SU extremely receptive to new multimedia project space being used to film porn
The SU has “an insane level of interest” in the proposal of pornography being added to to the list of…
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New U of A study confirms that engineering is hard
A new study conducted by the faculty of engineering scientifically confirms that engineering is the hardest discipline at the university,…
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Getaway staff as fuwwies uwu
The following article was retracted by The Gateway on September 9, 2020. To read the statement accompanying and explaining the…
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Brew Crew: I forGOT ABOUT MY TEA AGAIN
Black Tea, Aged Two Hours on the Counter Price: Probably like 50 cents? Browsing Facebook, I come across an ad…
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CJSR launches successful heist to rescue their logo from DIE Board
The stars aligned as CJSR agents snuck into the depths of the DIE Board offices and rescued their stolen logo.…
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Patches is no longer my wife :(
Oh god. Oh fuck. It’s finally happened. My beautiful wife, Patches, who I saw my future and afterlife with, is…
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Marble Pedestal: BearTracks finally works — wait… never mind…
The day we have been waiting for is finally here: BearTracks has been fixed! When students went to sign up…
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