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Supplied City councillor demands LRT lines be replaced by bumper cars
“A bumper car probably costs like, what, fifty bucks or so to make?” So said Jimothy Catsmell, the city councillor…
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Premier revealed to be three oil and gas CEOs in a trench coat
Chaos erupted in the Legislature this morning as Premier Kason Jenney tripped on the way to his seat. Out of…
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Point/Counterpoint: My dad versus your dad
Point: My dad can beat up your dad My dad is so strong. He is really really strong. So strong…
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I think I’m madly in love with you, oops
Hey you. So like, hear me out. Remember how we promised each other we wouldn’t catch feelings after casually hooking…
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BREAKING: Council of Students’ doesn’t go in-camera
For the first time in a millennia, the University of Alberta Council of Students’ did not go in-camera. Council of…
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Pot Thots: Top 5 Pots
When it comes to pots, you need to have a combination of functionality, look, feel, and heft. Whether you are…
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I don’t know my classmate’s name and at this point I’m too scared to ask
Yup. It’s that point in the semester. I’ve been talking to the person beside me for weeks now before class,…
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Editorial: Ok boomer
Shut the FUCK UP old man!!! You don’t know SHIT! Oh, I don’t have a job and I’m not getting…
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Put MORE lead in Edmonton’s drinking water
I don’t know about you folks, but I like my water with a little bit of flavour. A little bit…
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