ScreenshotDrizzy Keyboard
iPhone
free
Let me set the scene for all you lonely people out there like myself: it’s Friday night, you’re sitting in your beanbag chair in your basement, browsing Tinder. You’ve tried several smooth icebreakers such as “How much does a polar bear weigh?” and “There’s a sale on pants at my place, they’re 100 per cent off.” You’ve been rejected at every opportunity (shockingly), and you’re starting to get discouraged. Fear not, however, for your salvation is here in the form of Drizzy, the app that lets you substitute your own awful pickup lines for the silky smooth vocal stylings of Toronto’s own professional rapper and heartthrob, Drake.
Instead of a keyboard, the app brings up a list of various Drake lyrics that you can select to text to the lucky object of your desire. This is good news, because, lets be honest, Drake is much smoother and more in-tune with his emotions than you or I will ever be. With six different categories for lyrics from “Feels” to “Hustle,” there is a verse to be sent for any occasion. With that being the case, why not let him do all of the talking for you? Added bonus, Drizzy will play you the song that the lyric belongs to.
Happy hunting, friends. Let Drizzy guide you.
Dat App is a semi-regular feature where Gateway writers help your GPA go down through pointless diversions on your iPhone like apps that rap at your friends.
