SuppliedShut the FUCK UP old man!!! You don’t know SHIT!
Oh, I don’t have a job and I’m not getting off my ass to find one?? It’s a problem that I spend my allowance on Fortnite V-Bucks? You think that me automatically attacking everyone older than me for having an opinion is stupid???? I don’t lack nuance! If anything, you lack smart viewpoints, you old crusty fuck!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER!!!!!!
I am NOT using the word “boomer” as a stand-in for actual socio-political categories that actually mean something!!! There’s no such thing as class or race or gender! It’s just the young versus the old, you DUMPY OLD BITCH!!!
This is not some opportunistic attempt for me to latch onto a single meaningful political label because politics under our current form of democracy have become hollow and useless! I’m not desperately trying to find meaning in a world that is set up structurally to strip me of any meaning unless I sell out and become a shell of a person who only exists as an imitation of a real person! I promise you, you geriatric ASSHOLE, that this is a 100 per cent genuine act of political agency on my part and that I’m NOT using this opportunity as a way to avoid looking at the real political issues of the day. The real problem is OLD PEOPLE!!!!!
Oh, stop crying, grandpa. Don’t be such a SNOWFLAKE!!!! I just want to be MADDDDDD!!!
Cause otherwise, I can’t stand the crippling loneliness.
