Quiz: Are you a jerk? An analysis of your holiday habits

There’s something about the holidays — the stress, the excitement, the windchill — that brings out people’s nasty sides. No matter how many times you ask me, I will never answer “yes” to the question, “do you want to come with me to return this gift?” You’re a jerk for returning a thoughtful gift, and you should have just asked for a gift card instead.

Find out if you have the same Big Jerk Energy by taking this (jerky) quiz!