You cannot rationalize something irrational.
Make sure you bring a pen to class. Your friends are tired of helping a capable adult.
Reading your STAT 151 syllabus now will provide insight for when you fail the midterm.
Ignore the haters — that hat looks great.
Despite popular belief, open-toed sandals aren’t appropriate for all occasions.
Stop trying to pull doors clearly marked push.
Don’t listen to your parents, class at 8 a.m. is a terrible idea.
If you don’t start planning your reading week vacation right now, it probably won’t happen.
Wearing a watch will give you great style and the punctuality to succeed this fall semester.
Remember to thank your bus driver every time. No exceptions.
Children will annoy you this week, but you’ll take it in stride.
Your attractive TA wants a good USRI rating, not your attention. Understanding the difference is important.