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Three Lines Free December 9, 2016

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NavN00T


The Gateway is good.


My parents were divorced before Clippy existed….


“Dont fuck who you’re not willing to have kids with.” So my day-old socks? Stop fucking those?


Three Lines Free is not helping finish my final papers…


A first year loses their virginity every time someone submits Three Lines Free to the Gateway.


Ask the Gateway’s Editor in Chief anything: https://www.ask8ball.net/


Should I go for gold?


Bust a nut graph


Anime to take the pain away :/


you say tamale and I say tomali but we’re all HOT


I believe that we are all in one giant sims game.


Call me your Crabby Daddy


If you think Coloring Book is the best rap album of 2016… 212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121


Yaaaassss Carly Rae Jepsen


Kylie hot doe


Is Kylie PC Music?


Would the most shocking thing possible right now be Oumar walking into this dim sum restaurant? He lives in Windermere


Send me your J Cole memes


I’m a Catholic shh


Transition:
The first Churches to admit women to official ministry were those who had abandoned the threefold order of bishop, priest, and deacon at the Reformation and which had little or no centralized hierarchical structure. In 1611, for example, the Declaration of Faith of English Baptists (wri-amelie est un bildungsroman,

-realise en 2001 et fait pour 10 mil
-suit pendant beaucoup de temps
-Amelie est curieuse, elle habite dans son monde proper a elle, elle a une impulsion d’aider les personnes, elle se comparte comme un enfant
-alors le style du film a besoin de montrer ca, v


Cool random jobs:
-hack
-Transformer
-someone who keeps track of buttons
-a pal
-law school
-buttered bread
-CEO of Tabasco Sauce
-planner
-Trypatmine distributor
-venom
-a plug
-The Czech republic
-banker
-Mongolia


Jon’s favourite sandwich is a lean sandwich


https://www.youtube-mp3.org/


Just yell “BATHROOM”


I’m dropping out of Golf University to write a blog


PLaying football will hurt your neck


3LF: Blk        Lng     FG Att  FGM     Pct     XP Att  XPM     Pct     Blk     KO      Avg     TB      Ret     Avg
8        @CHI   L  10-20        0       30      1       1       100.0   1       1       100.0   0       3       62.3    2       1       7.0
9       DET     L  16-22        1       33      2       1       50.0    2       1       50.0    0       5       60.4    2       3       16.7
10       @WAS   L  20-26        0       0       0       0       —      3       2       66.7    0       3       63.0    1       2       24.5

CAREER STATSMORE
Season  Team            Overall FGs     PAT     Kickoffs
G       GS


Plan B


Advice
How to cook KD?
How to deal drugs?
How to make a friend?
How to fix a window?
How to turn on the heater?
My friend’s boyfriend is a douche, what do I say?
How to dress like a dad?
Opposite sex on the opposite sex?
How do you delete your internet history?
Dumb Facebook posts, do you unPizza
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Pizza (disambiguation).
Pizza
Pepperoni pizza.jpg
Pizza topped with pepperoni
Type    Flatbread
Course  Lunch or dinner
Place of origin Naples, Campania, Italy
Serving temperature     Hot or warm
Dumb Facebook posts, do you unfriend?
Perfect time to put on the microwave for cooking pizza pop? Too hot v too cold
How to tell your friend to put butter in the fridge?
How do you trust people who put butter and maple syrup on their pancakes?
Computer shortcuts/shortkeys?
Asking for help with mental health
Dating and relationship advice from the other sex?
How to redo my wardrobe?
What do emojis mean?
If you just started seeing someone around Christmas, are you obligated to get them a gift?


The ‘stay-at-home dad style’! I wake up in the morning, I want to look good — but I know I’m just going to hang out at home.


I would love to see The Gateway tear apart policy and platform more thoroughly. Student politicians need that accountability check.


No  Frills is the absolute worst grocery store of all time.


This sucks compared to Ualberta Confessions

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Should you help people when they drop things?


if ur going to bring ur dog into the library fucking give it a bath first


I need a way out of this. I’m too deep. I can’t be honest, if i’m honest, i’ll be egging him on. He shouldn’t be running for this position, he’s not in it to win, because if he was in it to win, he wouldn’t be in this race. He wants to keep all the stupid shit in his old platform and it doesn’t make sense. Just decrease international tuition.


You guys that pizza 73 ad wasn’t funny.


The middle east isn’t represented in my household, so we bought a VHS copy of Aladdin


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Did he not ordain for us the payment of a tax which did not
exist before, and has he not enslaved our neighbours, the Tzani, who were autonomous, and has he not set over the king of the wretched Lazi a Roman magistrate ?


BRING BACK CAMPUS CRIME BEAT


I always wonder if the magpies are cohorting with the squirrels


There’s always going to be someone who doesn’t approve.
So, do what you feel is right.
Just don’t be a dick.


oh richard you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey richard


One fish, two fish, red fish, smell my fingers (let’s see Dave Alexander’s old Top Ten lists online!)


so hungry i could eat a mattress


Day 6 of the Young Indigenous Women’s Circle of Leadership Camp (YIWCL) has been incredible. Language, teachings, stories, art, drama, fitness, and FUN! I can’t wait to see what the next two days unfold.


Grosh Jeschner is an ok guy at the best of times


I love the new Opinion Podcast!


Nav was neet


Of all the souls I have encountered, yours was the least human big A.


Lister hall is a piece of shit.


Why are the med students so hot? Aren’t they all suppose to be loser/nerds


what the fuck do you mean my submission is too long fuck you god damn shit fuck

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