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Sam Podgurny DC Films pulls new movie from release schedule after test screenings called it “fun”
In a stunning move, DC Films and Warner Bros. are currently in a massive international recall on copies of the…
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Make It Confessionals
As the newly elected Board of Governors Representative, and current Vice-President (Emp Fest), Tike Sandpaper plans to install a confessional…
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Don’t you want devoted followers? Who leave their families for you Give their money to you Give their bodies to you Give up their lives for you Consider you God, and will kill for you Don’t you want to become a cult leader? Since the death of God there has been a vacancy open You can fill that void, here is how
JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US…
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Uncovering the hidden effects of 420 jokes
It’s long been speculated by overly worried parents that the effects of smoking marijuana may also impact children who make…
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My Little Pony is now a hate symbol
Parents everywhere are burning their kids’ My Little Pony dolls and DVDs after legendary unknown Twitter user @fakenewshere made headlines…
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Hot takes rolling in on Drake’s newest release, ‘Sights From the 7’
Where is the 7? What is going on here? It’s good but like is it actually that good? What’s going…
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New study shows that nobody gives a shit
A scientific breakthrough reveals that contrary to the belief perpetuated for centuries, literally nobody gives a shit. Literally nobody. They…
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