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The Gateway reacts to: Shawn Mendes’ Calvin Klein ad
On February 16, our lord and saviour Shawn Mendes announced his upcoming Calvin Klein campaign. This announcement came with multiple…
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The signs as COSMO sex positions to try this Valentine’s Day
Aries: Anal Will Always Love You. Cancer: Passion Propellor. Leo: The Erotic Accordion. Virgo: Climbing Mt. G, aka Climbing Mt.…
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Love as rich as gold: An erotic GUBAxPatches fanfic
He’s running. The field is so green, the sky so blue. The air is rushing past him, ruffling his damp,…
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Haikus from The Gateway: Cleaning My Desk
Good luck guessing who wrote this one. It could be any of us word-slinging hot messes.
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Haikus from The Gateway: Waking Up Early
Beep beep beep… oh… God… Dreams flee to mind’s cavities Rise… to yeet… no more
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Haikus from The Gateway: New WordPress
We love our website very much, but we don't love when it does us dirty.
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January Horoscopes
Aries: Mixtapes are so last year. Consider releasing your sex tape this month. Cancer: Roses are red/in Vancouver, it’s raining/men…
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Haikus from The Gateway: Cleaning My Room
Marie Kondo would give up if she stepped inside my house.
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Haikus from The Gateway: NASH81
Last weekend, we learned, lived, and got lit with our colleagues in student journalism from across the country. Here are…
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