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The Gateway U of A buys Overheard to complement the Quad and Folio
In an unprecedented move, the University of Alberta social media team has bought out the rights to be administrators of…
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CCIS observatory to become supervillain lair
The CCIS Observatory will undergo a $2.5 billion renovation to construct a nano ray laser cannon and fully equip the…
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Local mayor grows a beard, definitely doesn’t switch places with La Pasta guy
Students hunting for a midday meal on Monday felt vaguely uneasy when glancing at La Pasta in the walk to…
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Decompression chamber installed in Peter Lougheed Hall to relieve pressure of scholars’ egos
As construction on the Peter Lougheed Hall (PLH) continues, the University of Alberta unveiled a new decompression chamber. Complimenting an…
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Literal V̷̛̯̠̑̋̑͒͂̊̄̈́̊̃̾͑̎̕Ǫ̸̧̨͔͖͈̘̃̊́̎̒̏̄̾̊̂̄̿̃̕̚ͅI̶̛͎̣͇̥͓̔́̓̈͌̍̀̊́̃͝Ḑ̷̼̹͎̫̮̂̂͆̈̃́̈̕̕͜ replaces HUB Mall bookstore
A recent addition to HUB mall has students and faculty alike buzzing over its purpose, or lack thereof. A seemingly-bottomless…
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Arts faculty association becomes pyramid scheme
Students walking through HUB on Monday morning were greeted with a peculiar sight, as a new retail outlet popped up…
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Top 5: Ways to avoid eye contact with the Metro newspaper man
He’s there every morning when you get off the LRT. You won’t do the readings you’ve been assigned for classes,…
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The Gateway to become VR only
Students will soon experience the news, sports games, and opinions of campus like never before with the media platform of…
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Emoji of the week: U of A President smiling uncomfortably
With the new Apple IOS update comes a whole new slew of rad emoticonic possibilities. One niche emoji has been…
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Fuck, marry, kill: Campus mascots
Guba: Kill It’s the Friday before your first day of uni. You’ve been invited to this thing called “Orientation” (which,…
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