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Angry Vegan options at Dewey’s and RATT alienate zero carb community [NOT CLICKBAIT]
Hey gang gamers. It’s me, ya boy, Zero-Carb Zach, here with another epic destruction of liberal cowards. Today’s episode, we’ll…
Read More » - GetawayJoshua Storie
I’m so high right now
Dude. School. Lmao. Why do we call new information news when we just call old information old news? Shouldn’t it…
Read More » - GetawayD.I
ETS announces there’s only one bus route now and we all have to share it
All bus routes in Edmonton will be amalgamated into one single route under a new plan announced by Edmonton Transit…
Read More » - GetawayChristina Varvis
Campus Saint-Jean launches a successful revolution
Vivre la revolution! Vivre Saint-Jean! This was no quiet revolution. Campus Saint-Jean has successfully overthrown their anglophone oppressors and established…
Read More » - GetawaySupplied
Gritty declared new international hate symbol
That’s right! You heard it here first, folks! Gritty, the new Philadelphia Flyers mascot, is now an international hate symbol.…
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Week of Welcome is actually a religion, not a cult
Have you heard of our Lord and saviour, Guba? Week of Welcome (WoW) has released a statement clarifying that they…
Read More » - GetawayKesia Dias
New strain of cancer originated in Lister, study finds
Lister Hall, known for trapping starry-eyed freshman in a tormented shithole that permanently smells of piss, is at the centre…
Read More » - GetawayTori Chiu
Lister meal plan to be replaced by hunger games
The Board of Governors has approved a new program to quell the unrest (and further divide) among on-campus residents: The…
Read More » - GetawayRichard Bagan
Top 5 ways to respond to your high school friend who wants you to join their pyramid scheme
You haven’t talked to Brooklyn since the 10th grade. Hence, you are shocked when you receive a Facebook message at…
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President Turmip announces wall to be built on UAlberta-MacEwan border
If you’ve ever been irked by the presence of lower lifeforms on your campus, you might have to be irked…
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