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P. Kone Top 5: Uses for a Pizza Cone
You may have heard of this not-quite-hipster, not-quite-plebeian, but not-pretty-enough-for-Pinterest hybrid food. Here are the top five uses a pizza…
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they dont think it be like it is but it do Editorial: Sometimes, it really do be like that
Sigh. It really do be like that sometimes. Occasionally, this circumstance truly does occurs in such a manner. At infrequent…
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FUCK YOU Fuck you, don’t click on this
Wow. You really went and clicked on this. Who do you think you are? Oh my god… You think this…
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Nimzag22 on Yiff Bezos revealed to be world’s wealthiest furry
At last week’s Amazonink Rainfurrest closing ceremony, the mysterious benefactor who organized the event revealed himself to be none other…
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First to join the game Final exams replaced with Kahoot
Final exam season is back, but this time with a twist. After receiving one too many USRI reviews saying that…
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Dazed and Confused Tim and Eric to be awarded honourary doctorate of philosophy
In great news, the University of Alberta has selected next years’ honourary degree recipients to be none other than cultural…
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The Gateway PSA: VOICEOVER PETE JOINS THE GETAWAY!
ATTENTION ALL U OF A STUDENTS: This is critical. We need YOUR help to save the hapless pre-meds. Tune in…
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Angry Vegan options at Dewey’s and RATT alienate zero carb community [NOT CLICKBAIT]
Hey gang gamers. It’s me, ya boy, Zero-Carb Zach, here with another epic destruction of liberal cowards. Today’s episode, we’ll…
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