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Gritty declared new international hate symbol
That’s right! You heard it here first, folks! Gritty, the new Philadelphia Flyers mascot, is now an international hate symbol.…
Read More » - GetawayRichard Bagan
Top 5 ways to respond to your high school friend who wants you to join their pyramid scheme
You haven’t talked to Brooklyn since the 10th grade. Hence, you are shocked when you receive a Facebook message at…
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President Turmip announces wall to be built on UAlberta-MacEwan border
If you’ve ever been irked by the presence of lower lifeforms on your campus, you might have to be irked…
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University’s energy system to include renewable resources like student anger, tears
In response to the structural deficit, the University of Alberta’s utilities group has developed a new system to relieve this…
Read More » - GetawayOumar Salifou
Aramark’s new meal plan: “We’re literally gonna shove this shit down your sorry throats”
In response to numerous outcries from Lister residents regarding the new meal plan proposal, Aramark has introduced what they call…
Read More » - Arts & CultureAlexander Vincent and Shelley Tian
Food Fight
Panelists: Victoria Chiu, Maclean Forbes, Andrew McWhinney, Oumar Salifou, Sofia Osborne, Jonathan Hocnalon, Annie Wildemann, Adam Lachacz, Nathan Fung, Jessica…
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“Chef Hung made me lose No Nut November”: The Gateway reviews Chef Hung Taiwanese Beef Noodle Edmonton
The Gateway staff went out to the recently-opened Chef Hung Taiwanese Beef Noodle restaurant on Whyte Avenue one bitterly cold…
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