Welcome to the 2023 Purity Test. It’s a big, cut-throat world out there. If you want to be powerful, you need to do whatever it takes to succeed. But just remember, there are hundreds of others who are also trying to make it, and you don’t know where they draw the line. So, who’re you going to be? The teacher trying to avenge her sister, the idiot billionaire who takes himself too seriously, the detective trying to defend the law, the idiot misogynistic influencer, or the hot girl people underestimate? Only one way to find out.
Most questions are framed as “Have you ever…?” Check off the box if you have done the activity and click “Submit” to find out exactly how pure (or impure) you are!
Photography by Arthur Macatangay.
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