SuppliedGirls’ Night Out
Piccolo Liquor Store
$9.50
Girls’ Nights are peculiar experiences. It always seems like a good idea during the planning session, but as your best girlfriends get a few too many bellinis and the evening ends too early with having to hold Carrie’s hair back while she pukes into her purse in the Uber home. Girls’ Night Out Merlot somehow manages to perfectly mimic this mediocre experience, with a wine that seems appealing on the shelf with it’s minimalist label flaunting a cute red dress, but by the end of the first glass you never want to party with this bitch again.
Immediately on the nose after unscrewing the cap, the drinker is hit with an overpowering scent of vinegar. If you’re basing your girls’ night off this particular bottle, it’s probably not the best start. It’s like Becky decided to invite that bitch Sandra. Now you have to deal with Sandra all night, just like you have to deal with finishing this rancid-smelling bottle.
The first sip is nauseating, similar to when you first enter Knoxvilles with your “ladies.” The sour smell of vinegar is still present in the first sip. It tastes like vaguely fruity vinegar. If you can handle holding the wine on your tongue long enough, you might be able to decipher the promised blueberry jam flavour the bottle promises, but it’s really not worth the wait.
If you buy this wine, expect nothing more than you would from a girls night. Your best option is to leave ladies night early to meet up with your bootycall. Their wine is probably better anyway.
