Getaway
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they dont think it be like it is but it do Editorial: Sometimes, it really do be like that
Sigh. It really do be like that sometimes. Occasionally, this circumstance truly does occurs in such a manner. At infrequent…
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Lister dodgeball all-star finds love
Third-year environmental sciences student Brandon Sandbag did not expect to receive anything more than a black eye last weekend at…
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Fuck you, don’t click on this
Wow. You really went and clicked on this. Who do you think you are? Oh my god… You think this…
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Yiff Bezos revealed to be world’s wealthiest furry
At last week’s Amazonink Rainfurrest closing ceremony, the mysterious benefactor who organized the event revealed himself to be none other…
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Final exams replaced with Kahoot
Final exam season is back, but this time with a twist. After receiving one too many USRI reviews saying that…
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Tim and Eric to be awarded honourary doctorate of philosophy
In great news, the University of Alberta has selected next years’ honourary degree recipients to be none other than cultural…
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PSA: VOICEOVER PETE JOINS THE GETAWAY!
ATTENTION ALL U OF A STUDENTS: This is critical. We need YOUR help to save the hapless pre-meds. Tune in…
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Vegan options at Dewey’s and RATT alienate zero carb community [NOT CLICKBAIT]
Hey gang gamers. It’s me, ya boy, Zero-Carb Zach, here with another epic destruction of liberal cowards. Today’s episode, we’ll…
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I’m so high right now
Dude. School. Lmao. Why do we call new information news when we just call old information old news? Shouldn’t it…
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