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That one guy Victory Royale: Kelsey Hall is finally gone
Well, it’s official, folks! Kelsey Hall is gone! Nobody knows why but, frankly, why would anyone ask? Good riddance. Unlike…
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Fuck, marry, kill: Henday tower, road, explorer
Since human beings first set foot in downtown Edmonton, they’ve asked themselves one simple question: if I had to choose…
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Student vanguard storms Students’ Council, installs communism
A student vanguard has overthrown Students’ Council and installed communism on campus. On Tuesday night, a small militia of students…
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(Post) This is good to post
An inside meme about online publishing, student journalism, Wordpress, and the cyclicality of our internal posting regime. Welcome to the…
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University of Alberta performs Thanos snap on deferred maintenance, demolishes half of campus
Citing out-of-control maintenance costs and crumbling infrastructure, University of Alberta President Thanos announced half of all buildings on campus would…
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Government announces university presidents to be frozen for one final year, will be defrosted at rate of CPI
At an announcement on Thursday, Minister of Advanced Education Marlin Fish announced that all university presidents will remain frozen to…
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U of A observatory spots cosmic horror (and it’s heading this way)
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s an inescapable, colossal cosmic horror heading towards Earth. A student…
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Patches is now my wife
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but Patches, everyone’s favourite, cuddly panda mascot, is now my wife, from death…
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Top 5: Uses for a Pizza Cone
You may have heard of this not-quite-hipster, not-quite-plebeian, but not-pretty-enough-for-Pinterest hybrid food. Here are the top five uses a pizza…
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