Diversions
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The Gateway Haikus from The Gateway: Grades
Students on Reddit Are worried about their grades I pray for them all
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Haikus from The Gateway: HUB Mall
Students walking in HUB mall need to start walking On the proper side
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Haikus from The Gateway: Postmedia
Paul Godfrey is out As Postmedia’s CEO Good fucking riddance
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Haikus from The Gateway: Staying Up Late
Why am I awake? Because the grind never stops Oh, to get that bread!
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Haikus from The Gateway: Council
This Students’ Council Meeting is going till nine O’clock, please send help
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Haikus from The Gateway: Toilet paper
The toilet paper On campus makes my butt hurt Can we not do better?
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Haikus from The Gateway: Running
I only have five Minutes to run from SUB to Tory so I gotta run
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Haikus from The Gateway: Slack
That is the sound of A Slack notification It makes me feel pain
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Haikus from The Gateway: SUB elevators
Today I would say Fuck the SUB elevators They can suck my dick
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Haikus from The Gateway: Revival
Can we revive the Gateway haikus of days past Just to meet post count
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