Three Lines Free Contest Entry
Submit your best 3LF for a chance to win:
- Two free lift tickets to Marmot Basin
- $25/month gift certificate to Hudson’s for a year
- One of six $50 gift certificates to Bulk Barn
To enter, leave your submission in the comments section of this page. You must leave a valid name and email address for your entry to be considered valid. Otherwise, your entry will not be approved and will be discarded. Your email and name are kept confidential and will not be displayed publicly, and will only be used in the event that we need to get in touch with the contest winner.
Only submissions here or at our table in SUB will be considered for entry. Contest runs from October 31 to November 4. Good luck!
If you wish to simply submit a standard three lines free, you may do so here if you do not wish to be entered into the contest.
Comments
Abolition of a woman’s right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of rape by the State.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
The U of L has a waaay better TLF.. a whole page. And way wittier.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
Did you hear what’s making headlines?
Corduroy pillows.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
I entered ten puns into a pun contest hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
Atheism: a non-profit organization
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
85 kids for Halloween. They all said trick or treat. Most also said thank-you, good night or complimented the decorations. Costumes were all well done and creative. There is nothing wrong with kids these days. Stop whining.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
Next person who walks
on the wrong side of HUB is
gonna get drop kicked
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
Know any good sodium jokes? Na.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
She said this was her last call to me, for they dont let you make calls after a year. The pain was unbearable, it knocked me out.
Finally, when I woke up, there she was - heaven gave her wings - 7.4lbs, my beautiful mother.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
My tummy hurts now
I ate too many Twizzlers.
It’s all Dewey’s fault.
Posted on Oct 31, 2011
Submit a comment
Commenting is not available in this channel entry.
Winning at cheating: a not so comprehensive guide
03/30/2012
Life is hard. There’s no secret or manual — we’re all just sort of playing it by ear. There’s no right or wrong way to go through life, just an easy way and a hard way. The hard way involves work, dedication, motivation, aggravation, archaeological excavation, rhyming skills, etc. So we can all agree the hard way is way too hard. It’s clear you need to take the easy way out. After all, with great effort comes great responsibility.
New Dean of Science has high hopes for his faculty
05/20/2012
Artificial intelligence has been the focus of Jonathan Schaeffer’s research during his past 28 years at the University of Alberta, but his new role as Dean of Science will rely solely on his own intelligence.
The Gateway Opinion Podcast Sells Out!
For the final show of the year, Ryan, Darcy and Adrian sit down for an hour and talk about stuff they like.
