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I love you so much and you don’t know it, but what hurts the most is your pity.



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

Dear Loud Heckler at the Bears Hockey games. You are not funny, you are annoying. Heckle the refs, not the opposing team!



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

Movember is awesome, but I say bring on Decembeard!  If that works out, we can try Muttonchoptober next year.



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

Anyone else notice that the statue in Dewey’s has a big dick?
Its really distracting.



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

Anyone else still waiting for dental plan refund?
I think they stole my money…



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

You can keep your stupid comments in your pocket!



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

Honestly, stop churchgoing.
Holy fuck I love autocorrect.



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

I love my job
My degree is being put to work
I want to help you do the same



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

CAMPUS FOOD BANK ROCKS MY SOCKS! 8D



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

When did three lines free
Become multiple lines free?
Bring back the haikus!



Posted on Nov 04, 2011

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