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Only submissions here or at our table in SUB will be considered for entry. Contest runs from October 31 to November 4. Good luck!
If you wish to simply submit a standard three lines free, you may do so here if you do not wish to be entered into the contest.
I love you so much and you don’t know it, but what hurts the most is your pity.
Dear Loud Heckler at the Bears Hockey games. You are not funny, you are annoying. Heckle the refs, not the opposing team!
Movember is awesome, but I say bring on Decembeard! If that works out, we can try Muttonchoptober next year.
Anyone else notice that the statue in Dewey’s has a big dick?
Its really distracting.
Anyone else still waiting for dental plan refund?
I think they stole my money…
You can keep your stupid comments in your pocket!
Honestly, stop churchgoing.
Holy fuck I love autocorrect.
I love my job
My degree is being put to work
I want to help you do the same
CAMPUS FOOD BANK ROCKS MY SOCKS! 8D
When did three lines free
Become multiple lines free?
Bring back the haikus!
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Hundreds gathered Thursday morning in Lister Conference Centre for a memorial service commemorating Tristan (Tian) Mi, a University of Alberta drama student who passed away unexpectedly last week.
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The Butterdome was packed Friday with 4,979 University of Alberta participants sporting green and gold who came together to take back the Guinness World Record for the largest dodgeball game.