| Title | Section | Date Published |
|---|---|---|
| The Gateway Opinion Podcast Sells Out! | Multimedia | 04/15/2012 |
| Election Cats | Diversions | 04/11/2012 |
| Screw reality, I have cubes | Opinion | 04/11/2012 |
| Election options fail to impress | Opinion | 04/11/2012 |
| Kelly must clarify his political intentions | Opinion | 04/04/2012 |
| Tales From Wales | Diversions | 04/03/2012 |
| Opinion Podcast — April 3, 2012 | Multimedia | 04/03/2012 |
| Opinion Podcast — March 28, 2012 | Multimedia | 03/28/2012 |
| Pokémon could really improve our everyday lives | Opinion | 03/28/2012 |
| How to handle your fifth year like a total champ | Opinion | 03/28/2012 |
| Opinion Podcast — March 25, 2012 | Multimedia | 03/25/2012 |
| Sometimes riots are just riots | Opinion | 03/21/2012 |
| Presidential race a predictable shame | Opinion | 03/14/2012 |
| A shallow sci-fi imagining of life on Mars | Arts & Culture | 03/09/2012 |
| Students vote yes for U-Pass, SUB building fee | News | 03/09/2012 |
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Artificial intelligence has been the focus of Jonathan Schaeffer’s research during his past 28 years at the University of Alberta, but his new role as Dean of Science will rely solely on his own intelligence.
For the final show of the year, Ryan, Darcy and Adrian sit down for an hour and talk about stuff they like.