| Title | Section | Date Published |
|---|---|---|
| The Burlap Sack — Dodgeball scheduling | Opinion | 02/01/2012 |
| Police crashes damage public trust | Opinion | 11/30/2011 |
| Myriad moustaches for the perfect Movember | Opinion | 11/16/2011 |
| Halloween not slutty enough | Opinion | 10/26/2011 |
| Superheroes belong in comic books, not reality | Opinion | 10/19/2011 |
| The fantastical theories of pseudoscience | Opinion | 10/05/2011 |
| The very best conspiracy theories ever dreamt up | Opinion | 09/28/2011 |
| SpongeBob not destroying our children's brains | Opinion | 09/21/2011 |
Life is hard. There’s no secret or manual — we’re all just sort of playing it by ear. There’s no right or wrong way to go through life, just an easy way and a hard way. The hard way involves work, dedication, motivation, aggravation, archaeological excavation, rhyming skills, etc. So we can all agree the hard way is way too hard. It’s clear you need to take the easy way out. After all, with great effort comes great responsibility.
Artificial intelligence has been the focus of Jonathan Schaeffer’s research during his past 28 years at the University of Alberta, but his new role as Dean of Science will rely solely on his own intelligence.
For the final show of the year, Ryan, Darcy and Adrian sit down for an hour and talk about stuff they like.