The Gateway Purity Test 2012

Gateway Staff
Gateway Staff

Feb 08, 2012

The Gateway’s Court of Appeals summons you to appear in court and stand trial for your heinous misdeeds. Whether you’ve racked up triple-digit demerits or have a mad case of subpoenas envy, it’s time to testify. Will you pass the bar, or will I find you in contempt…and in my bed.

— The Honourable Mr. Justice Bell
Judge, Jury, and if need be, Sexecutioner

Take the test for yourself here, then feel free to post your score in the comments section below!

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Ha!

Posted by Rory on Feb 09, 2012

I actually am Miles Edgeworth AND I GET NO POINTS?!?!

Posted by Miles Edgeworth on Feb 09, 2012

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