Lace up, Jabroni! It’s time to step into the squared-circle for Gateway Championship Wrestling’s premiere Pay-Per-View, the Purity Test. Do you have the gonadular fortitude to climb the steel cage and show off your deeds of debauched devilry? Only the dirtiest players in the game can take home the championship gold, so pick up a pen and put your body on the line, and prove to the world you’re the best there is, the best there was, and the worst there ever will be!
The remnants of chivalry still linger today, especially in the dating world.