Welcome to APOCALYPSE 101 (APOC 101, *3).
If the Mayans are correct — and let’s face it, they TOTALLY are — then the world will end in 2012. With a mere four months left in this fateful year, the apocalypse is just around the corner, be it a week, a month, or two pages from now.
This course offers the practical skills you’ll need to survive in the fallout-ridden radioactive hellscape of post-secondary education with your mind, body and GPA intact. And of course, it also offers plenty of tips on how to cut loose once in a while and boogie like it’s your last night on Earth. After all, just because the world ends, doesn’t mean the party has to.
The remnants of chivalry still linger today, especially in the dating world.