Disorientation 2012

Gateway Staff
Gateway Staff

Sep 05, 2012

Welcome to APOCALYPSE 101 (APOC 101, *3).

If the Mayans are correct — and let’s face it, they TOTALLY are — then the world will end in 2012. With a mere four months left in this fateful year, the apocalypse is just around the corner, be it a week, a month, or two pages from now.

This course offers the practical skills you’ll need to survive in the fallout-ridden radioactive hellscape of post-secondary education with your mind, body and GPA intact. And of course, it also offers plenty of tips on how to cut loose once in a while and boogie like it’s your last night on Earth. After all, just because the world ends, doesn’t mean the party has to.

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